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Frequently Asked Questions

Q. Is it true that you have spent time in a mental institution?
A. Yes it is, and your point is what? For the record it was a difficult time, but also very illuminating and humbling.

Q. Why did you leave Splash Fm for Hot Fm?
A. As the big man said, they made me an offer I couldn't refuse.

Q. Can you explain your hang up with washing and close pegs?
A. No not really, the psychology interests me plus its a fascinating subject.

Q.Do you do any sponsorship deals or advertising?
A. No. We both do a lot of charity work, and sometimes some private conferences etc, but we don't and will never advertise.

Q. How long have you worked with Phil The Fly?
A. Longer than I care to remember.

Q. What do you put your success down to?
A  Mmm, hard work, honesty and being different.

Q. Why are you obsessed with fridges?
A. I'm not, having a cold fridge is important, next question.

Q. Why is big so good?
A. Because it is.

Q. How has Phil put up with you for so long?
A. Because he has a sense of humour, and we enjoy working together.

Q. Is it true that Phil is a multi millionaire?
A. None of your business, is the Pope catholic?

Q. Why is the world so f***ed up?
A. Because we have no humanity, and we don't respect the planet

Q. Who has been your inspiration, artistically.
A  Alice Cooper, Shirley Bassey and Spot.

Q.Do you think that you are funny?
A.Humour is a very relative factor, I do scenarios not comedy, but you do need a good sense of humour to enjoy my show.

Q. Is it true that you couldn't talk as a child?
A  Yes

Q. Why are you called Hunky Howard?
A  Because I am.

Q. If you could change one thing in the world what would it be?
A. Mmm good question, ignorance.

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